I try to make the best of every situation and it occurred to me how humorous this whole breaking a leg thing could be. First of all, who came up with the idea of telling someone to break a leg before a performance was well wishing? After my fracture, I don't wish anyone to break a leg...it's painful and inconvenient.
My first dance performance in Europe, was "break" dancing. That occurred in Germany when I missed the step, fell down and broke my leg. I did a lot of " hop" as I was not allowed to put any weight on my leg (not sure how " hip" I looked). I also tried to "swing" on my crutches, but I was pretty bad at that and ended up doing the "bump" when I lost balance and fell. I have a beauty of a bruise on my back end with that performance. I stayed away from the classics, such as waltzing and tango. I did a lot with "rock and roll" bumping over rocky paths in my wheelchair. And I did "folk" at the local Manx Heritage Museum (folk museum...get it?).
I must confess I've never been a great dancer and have had many missteps when trying. My tour through Europe is not a performance I wish to repeat.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
New Set of Wheels
After my misstep in Germany resulting in my broken ankle, I insisted that we were continuing as planned. I was not allowed to put any weight on my left leg and I was having a difficult time of it trying to get around with the crutches, so had been crawling with my foot up or hopping around in Lauren's apartment. The wheelchair at the airport made life much easier and we determined that we would find one when we arrived in London or we wouldn't get very far. Thanks to our eldest daughter having T-Mobile, and it being a German company, her coverage was excellent and she and Jim headed down the street as I parked on a bench. They returned with a lightweight wheelchair that I was now the proud owner of. Now we were on a roll! We rolled on and off the red bus tour of the city sites and took a Thames river cruise.
We flew to the Isle of Man and rolled all over the beautiful island. We rolled back through airports to Germany and then to the states. I'm sure we made an interesting sight many times as we maneuvered through small doorways, around tight corners, pushing a luggage cart while Jim pushed me or me hanging on to the cart handle to be pulled along with the luggage. There were places that I just had to get out and crawl up some stairs to where I wanted to get to. The stares of strangers were not a deterrence...I had places to get to...often the bathroom situated up some stairs.
My new set of wheels doesn't require insurance, no operating license and no speed limit. I'm getting pretty good at rolling myself around, but it will be nice when I can hoof it again.
Got the Krank?
My favorite new foreign word became "krank" during our trip to Germany. On our second day of exploring sites, I missed a small step, went down, and was pretty sure I had broken something because of the "snapping" noise, the searing pain and immediate swelling. We had to drive an hour or so back to the town our daughter was living in where she knew there was a hospital. As we drove up to the looming building on a hill, I saw the sign that said "krankenhaus" which Lauren translated as "sick house". So logical! No explanation needed. Lauren fluently got us admitted and filled out the paperwork and stayed by my side as translator and comforter. The x-rays confirmed my diagnosis of a fracture. I left the "krankenhouse" with an air cast, crutches, and a new word to add to my German vocabulary. Next time you are under the weather, tell someone you've got the krank.
Dream Come True
Ten years later we landed on the Isle of Man. We truly enjoyed exploring the Isle. I am so grateful to my husband for making it happen, especially with the mishap that occurred before we got there. I really wanted to bring home a couple of the frolicking baby lambs in the pastures, but settled on a couple of miniature stuffed ones instead.
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Girl's Day Out vs Boy's Day Out

Not to be outdone, my husband decided to have a fun boy's day out. Jim likes to hike with our dog, but some of the local trails have had a lot of trees fall across them, making it difficult to navigate. He invited a friend over and despite snow falling and a temperature of 34 degrees, off they went this afternoon, chainsaws in hand, to make it easier for people to hike the trails. I'm sure they're having wonderful conversation about where they bought their chainsaws, horsepower, maintenance, durability, what they've cut up or down.
I love my husband and he loves me, but it sure is nice for both of us to have friends who like to do the things we consider fun when the other doesn't! When he gets back I won't ask him if he had a fun and lovely time of it.
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Hospitality + Hook = Hospital

Our guest was in sales and he is very good at it. I found myself gathering all the mentioned tools plus some antiseptic. One of the three barbs was hooked in the scalp. I cut off the two barbs sticking out with the wire cutters. Feeling the curved end of the barb in his scalp, I took the needle nose pliers and with a quick twist, pushed the barb through the scalp...ouch....then cut off the barb with the wire cutters and was hoping to easily pull it back and out. Unfortunately, it did not want to slide out and after fiddling around trying to get it out he told me to just give it a good jerk. We both took a big breath and jerk...it was out. I doused the area with antiseptic and all was good. His wife gave me a huge, grateful hug. We chatted for awhile and they headed off to do some more fishing on their way home.
After they left, I was thinking about the scope of hospitality and realized the word hospital appeared to be the root, so I had to investigate:
The word "hospital" comes from the Latin hospes, signifying a stranger or foreigner, hence a guest. Another noun derived from this, hospitium came to signify hospitality, that is the relation between guest and shelterer, hospitality, friendliness, and hospitable reception.
I am happy to provide hospitality but I hope not to have too many instances where we turn into a hospital.
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Whose Idea Was This?
It was looking and feeling a lot like spring. The mountain jays were back harassing the other birds at the feeder and the robins were hopping all over the lawn looking for worms. The daffodil bulbs my neighbor put in had come up and were in full glory. We had guests arrive who had a fly fishing guide taking them out for spring fishing. So, to everyone's surprise, we woke up to a blanket of snow and it has been snowing on and off all day.
The birds were crowded at the feeder today. Robins were hopping around on our patio hoping they could come inside. Despite the snow, the guys headed out for their fishing adventure. Jim and Zella headed out for their daily afternoon hike with the sun shining, but within an hour it was snowing hard and heavy. Our black lab was white when they got back and filled the room with wet dog scent. Our guests got back, stayed warm and had a great time fishing.
Watching the birds in the snow, I imagined the chirped conversation..."whose idea was this to head back so early?" "The forecast looked good and it was getting pretty warm down south. People in Phoenix and Tucson were complaining and using their air conditioners." "Don't look at me, I just followed the flock."
The birds were crowded at the feeder today. Robins were hopping around on our patio hoping they could come inside. Despite the snow, the guys headed out for their fishing adventure. Jim and Zella headed out for their daily afternoon hike with the sun shining, but within an hour it was snowing hard and heavy. Our black lab was white when they got back and filled the room with wet dog scent. Our guests got back, stayed warm and had a great time fishing.
Watching the birds in the snow, I imagined the chirped conversation..."whose idea was this to head back so early?" "The forecast looked good and it was getting pretty warm down south. People in Phoenix and Tucson were complaining and using their air conditioners." "Don't look at me, I just followed the flock."
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